take a look at this letter I found in my inbox today!
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Dear Mr. Braindead,
It has come to our attention that you have failed to comply with the third Amendment of the 2004 Blogging Etiquette Act and as a result, we have flagged your blog pending final assessment in three weeks. With this letter we wish to outline why our committee flagged your blog so you can take the necessary steps in time to avoid permanent termination during final assessment.
First and foremost, your posts display a severe lack of any grasp of the usage of capitalization. English might be a complicated language in many ways, but we fail to comprehend how capitalization of the first letter of the first word of every sentence could be so problematic.
The committee also noticed that the posts on your blog very often lack any discernible theme that ties each one together. A random excerpt of your thoughts, we are sorry to say, does not and will not pass for a post. Blogging is a much-respected tradition, and as the upholders of this holy institution, we resent such impudent transgressions as an attempt against the very soul of Bloghood.
Our field researchers have reported feeling very lost at the end of your posts. They reported trepidation at the end of every paragraph, never quite knowing where the post would lead them to next. One of our researchers never recovered after finishing one of your posts, and he is currently undergoing serious mental therapy to bring his mind back on track. Another brave soldier lost in the fight for blog etiquette.
Another one of our researchers undertook the arduous task of mastering the German language to investigate if the better-formatted looking German posts held any substance. The time he spent away from his family that resulted in a divorce was all in vain, for the German posts held even less merit. They were riddled with so many errors, he still has nightmares about them.
It was after much deliberation that the committee decided to allow you to continue blogging for the time being. Possibility of technical problems hindering your ability to blog with correct capitalization compelled us to give you the benefit of the doubt. We encourage you to organize your thoughts before you write; your misguided sense of what you believe the world wants to hear has us astounded.
Despite the committee expressing limited or no hope at all for any improvement, we present you with a three-week time period within which to clean your act. We sincerely hope you fail.
With insincere regards,
Chairman,
Blog Etiquette Enforcement Committee
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i don't know about you but i have a sneaking suspicion the letter might be fabricated!
4 comments:
Definitely fabricated, darn good one at that! i was wandering if the same person/committee that wrote this has anything to do with the junk letters that find its way into our mailbox claiming that we are entitled to millions, just like that? ;)
haha. i wish i was ingenious enough to come up with such scams! it's an easy life earning money scamming the dimwitted with badly spelled emails.
I lol-ed, "we resent such impudent transgressions as a attempt against the very soul of Bloghood." :=)
Good stuff, keep em comin fresh.
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